An Existential Crisis in the Making

Monday Mandates: Because who needs Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, right?

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Mandates may cause:

• Existential dread
• Paralyzing anxiety
• Impromptu existential crises

But wait, there's more! Side effects may include:

• Sudden urges to contemplate the meaninglessness of life
• Increased tendency to question the nature of reality
• Uncontrollable urges to binge-watch Netflix for 72 hours straight

Learn more about the Quantum Uncertainty Theorists who are trying to make sense of it all